Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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