I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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