ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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