Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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