Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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