i think i have herpe
just one?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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