I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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