I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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