I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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