We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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