my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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