I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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