Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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