Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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