Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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