I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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