If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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