There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I cannot find my penis.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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