im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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