it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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