Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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