he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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