I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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