i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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