therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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