ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize