He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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