There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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