Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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