Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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