if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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