Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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