dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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