just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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