Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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