If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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