awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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