I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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