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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I woke up under a house in Key West
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