There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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