Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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