You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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