uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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