They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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