I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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