i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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