before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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