the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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