I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just had sex on a roof
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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