I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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